Hestia
Hestia
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Portrayed By: Giada de Laurentiis
Status: Alive
Age: ?
Role: Goddess of the Hearth, Delicious Foods
Theme Song: Marvelous Things - Eisley
Land: Olympus
Worships: Chocolate. Hazelnut. Spreads.

Hestia is the virginal goddess of the hearth, home, and a dozen other things she's adopted over the ages.

Despite her looks, she is ancient in fact and deed.

History

She was a fair child.

She is a divine chef.

Never, ever insult her pasta.

Personality

Hestia is the nicest of all divine beings, welcoming anyone into her many shelters, homes, or places of worship and offering food and safety. She has the means to back it up.

Hestia is kindhearted, gullible, and has a known weakness for chocolate.

Essentials

LP: 1295
DP: 7
XP: Thousands of years worth
Fame: 50

  • Strength: 7
  • Dexterity: 7
  • Constitution: 7
  • Intelligence: 7
  • Perception: 7
  • Willpower: 14

Useful Information

Initiative: +10
Perception Check: +14

Maneuvers

MANEUVER BONUS BASE DAMAGE NOTES
Dodge +13 - -
Bowshot +14 70 Enchanted as Fuck
Sword slash +10 70 -
Spell casting +26 - 14 Willpower